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There was a time when the term ‘Gigabyte’ was a just a theoretical possibility, and running of space on a 40MB hard disk was unthinkable. I mean, how could anyone ever run out of out 40MB hard disk space… right?

After the last Malaysian general elections, I had some thoughts about setting up some kind of website where my constituent MP’s performance could be graded by the public – something like a report card. The website could also serve as an information portal where the public could get details of how to get in touch with relevant local authorities and procedures and processes for complaints and things like that.

OMFG !!! WTF !!!!!

Goodness gracious… You just gotta admit something is very very very wrong. “skill and talent to perform tasks efficeintly”, my huge heavy ass lah !!

For those who are not aware, there is a new dress code at JPJ Padang Jawa. If you are sight challenged like me, do not, I repeat, DO NOT wear your spectacles on top of your head.

I turned to a girl, smiled and said, ‘And what about you?’ When she didnt respond, I realised that she couldnt see me. And nor could the boys see me waving my hand to shush them in anticipation of the girl’s answer.

I am writing this post because I was intrigued by the implied notion in this excerpt that Bumiputeras have less privileges than Malays.

What privileges do Malays have that Bumiputeras do not have?
Why do Bumiputeras not have them?
What makes members of indigenous minorities any less a son of the Earth than a Malay?

How is it possible that a man, who was born to an Indonesian immigrant, has more privileges as a Malay, compared to people born of countless generations bred in Malaysia?

Many of the mid range to high end cars come with fuel consumption meter.While majority of the nation drives an entry level car, we do not have such luxury to just push a button to check the fuel efficiency of the car.So, for the most of us, how can we measure the fuel efficiency of the car? Its simple.

Men are pigs. They will pretty much have sex with anyone – fat, skinny, married, single, complete strangers, relatives. Cheating happens everyday and we do not even know it

Testament 8: Hotel Thief

Go over to your friend’s place and bring a bag with you. When you’re over, excuse yourself to the toilet and fill up your bag with all his shampoo, soap, hair gel, toilet paper,toothpaste and shower gel that you can find in his bathroom.

(But have pity on him ler.. leave him a few sheets of toilet paper)

Then later on when he’s opening the door for you to leave, “accidentally” drop open your bag having all the goods you “stole” from him pour out.

Just act perfectly normal and start putting back all the “stolen goods” into your bag in front of him while saying

“Ooops… sorry arr…. its ok its ok… I can pick up myself.. don’t worry about me.”

It’s altogether too easy to take things for granted

-We take it for granted that other people will vote for the right government, but complain when you think they didn’t